These "special ingredients" are just what you may need in some "special situations". Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion. Made in U.S.A.
The latest addition to the popular Special Ingredients line, the Shitzlinger Action Pack is an easy-to-use instant deployment system that can remotely mark an object or person with a high-visibility purple stain, or with a diarrhea stench and visual. It provides special launchable formulations of Doo Drops and Purple Rain, enabling discreet applications from up to 20 feet away from the target. Applications range from a surveillance tracking marker to revenge tool. The kit contains 4 pre-filled projector devices - two with "diarrhea", one with purple stain, and a water-filled training unit for target practice. Warning: will cause staining. Use only with extreme caution and discretion. Made in USA.
Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.